Today’s UN Report : The Best Weather in Liberty Alliance

We ranked at #25 out of 51 other nations in the region. The top ten ranking was as follows :

1.	The Dominion of A Mysterious Island	Democratic Socialists	“We are happy because we are told to be.”
2.	The Democratic Republic of Guamface	Left-wing Utopia	“Banned from the End of the World”
3.	The Democratic Republic of QuantumSoft	New York Times Democracy	“It is better to regret action than inaction”
4.	The Autonomous Realms of Balthamos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Realm of Possibility”
5.	The Empire of Thekatamari	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“If you steal from us we steal twice as much back”
6.	The Democratic States of Arlette	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Rule with a light hand, but many cannon.”
7.	The Dominion of Hortanda	Democratic Socialists	“Comme Ju Fus”
8.	The Kingdom of Valahorum	Democratic Socialists	“Through our will and strength!”
9.	The Republic of Hallsta	Democratic Socialists	“It happens”
10.	The Tea Party of Mad Hattas	Democratic Socialists	“Conserve nature … pickle a squirel”