Nations Under The Sun
N U T S – Official Government Blog

Jun
01

So… here we have our firstly monthly progress check —

UN Category: Left-Leaning College State

Civil Rights: Excellent

Economy: Strong

Political Freedoms: Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Additional Comments: Not too bad for our first month in existence. To start the month of June, we have managed to shake off the ‘capitalist’ tag from the UN which was pleasing — Funny how we ended up being classified as a capitalist state when most of our decision-making tended to lean to the left… but hey… that’s the beauty of nationstates.

The types of issues we had to deal with ranged from serious issues concerning refugees, euthanasia (which is legal), disease (we had an outbreak of some unpronounceable virus!) and general concerns voiced by the public. On the other hand the government also took into consideration some people’s wishes to marry their house pets — and yes! that has been legalised!

May
26

UN officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

So… we finally made a top-ten list in something  ;)

# Nation UN Category Motto
1. FlagThe Divided Spheres of Bijection Compulsory Consumerist State “Returned from the dead”
2. FlagThe Colony of Marc Two Compulsory Consumerist State “Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?”
3. FlagThe Most Serene Republic of Pythera Corrupt Dictatorship “Child soldiers aim better”
4. FlagThe Republic of Silverhood Compulsory Consumerist State “Every man needs a knife”
5. FlagThe Holy Republic of AdvisoresUN Member Iron Fist Consumerists “Forte in Unitate”
6. FlagThe Confederacy of Nations Under The SunUN Member Compulsory Consumerist State “The sun is shining”
7. FlagThe Holy Roman Empire of AncientDragonWarriors Father Knows Best State “Region Before Nation, Nation Before Self.”
8. FlagThe Republic of DYP II Father Knows Best State “Looking for TM again”
9. FlagThe Democratic Dictator of JauskingUN Member Father Knows Best State “Some kings are Great some are jaus”
10. FlagThe United States of Elven communitiesUN Member Iron Fist Consumerists “The three trees equal our unity”

[ source : http://www.nationstates.net ]

May
21

Nations ranked high on this list spend disproportionately large amounts of money on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.

We ranked at 13th out of 54 other nations in the region.

1. FlagThe People’s Republic of PanidoUN Member Capitalist Paradise “Its not your money but its ours.”
2. FlagThe Democratic Order of SanzarUN Member Capitalizt “Fight fierce or die in shame”
3. FlagThe Republic of Silverhood Compulsory Consumerist State “Every man needs a knife”
4. FlagThe Holy Roman Empire of AncientDragonWarriors Father Knows Best State “Sic Semper Tyrannis-Thus Always To Tyrants”
5. FlagThe Democratic Republic of Goateeland Father Knows Best State “A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory”
6. FlagThe Free Land of Razman2UN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy “Bee’s are forever”
7. FlagThe Colony of Marc Two Compulsory Consumerist State “Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?”
8. FlagThe Republic of WicktensteinUN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy “Gutta Fortunae Prae Dolio Sapientiae”
9. FlagThe Kingdom of JauskingUN Member Father Knows Best State “Some kings are Great some are jaus”
10. FlagThe Astounding Elements of UWA Right-wing Utopia “The one who does the philosophy gains the erudition”
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13. FlagThe Confederacy of Nations Under The SunUN Member Compulsory Consumerist State “The sun is shining”

[ Data source : http://www.nationstates.net/ ]

Incidentally, our status has changed from ‘father knows best’ state to ‘compulsory consumerist state’. I guess that’s what we get for starting a national baseball league.

May
19

We ranked at #25 out of 51 other nations in the region. The top ten ranking was as follows :

1. FlagThe Dominion of A Mysterious IslandUN Member Democratic Socialists “We are happy because we are told to be.”
2. FlagThe Democratic Republic of GuamfaceUN Member Left-wing Utopia “Banned from the End of the World”
3. FlagThe Democratic Republic of QuantumSoftUN Member New York Times Democracy “It is better to regret action than inaction”
4. FlagThe Autonomous Realms of Balthamos Inoffensive Centrist Democracy “The Realm of Possibility”
5. FlagThe Empire of ThekatamariUN Member Inoffensive Centrist Democracy “If you steal from us we steal twice as much back”
6. FlagThe Democratic States of ArletteUN Member Scandinavian Liberal Paradise “Rule with a light hand, but many cannon.”
7. FlagThe Dominion of HortandaUN Member Democratic Socialists “Comme Ju Fus”
8. FlagThe Kingdom of ValahorumUN Member Democratic Socialists “Through our will and strength!”
9. FlagThe Republic of HallstaUN Member Democratic Socialists “It happens”
10. FlagThe Tea Party of Mad Hattas Democratic Socialists “Conserve nature … pickle a squirel”

 

[ Data source : http://www.nationstates.net/ ]

*snicker* Our favorite nation, and our first ever UN endorsement Sanzar came in at 51. Woo!

May
17

So, NUTS is now renowned for compulsory military service.

Wow. I never appreciated just how many countries have compulsory military conscription. I just finished reading an interesting wiki article on the subject. Eritrea has mandatory service for women as well as men, no questions asked.

May
17

I’m pleased to annouce that NUTS is now property of Liberty Alliance, an extremely well organized nationstates.net region with high regional power. The region comprises of roughly 50 nations. Let’s hope NUTS and the Liberty Alliance can forge a mutually beneficial relationship. The nations in the region seem wonderful, and the people seem friendly — easy going yet dedicated to the cause of making Liberty Alliance a success.

NUTS, being a new country, has much to learn from older, economically superior and more diplomatically adept nations in the region.

NB : I honestly have no idea how they manage to organize themselves so well. Here’s hoping we can be of some use to them in the not too distant future!

May
17

Everyday, our government battles to keep on top of things and keep the country running smoothly. Some of the Issues NUTS has to deal with do give us a bit more of a headache than is healthy (not to mention how time consuming it can be to actually commit to a decision).

Every now and then, some of these practical issues will be posted on the blog. It’s amazing how nationstates.net wakes you up to RL politics, and how Real Life issues crop up just as your nation is confronted with similar circumstances. Incidentally, I accidentally stumbled upon the nationstates website on the day Tony Blair stepped down as our PM.

Anyhoo…

Nations Under The Sun Decides:

Nazi Sympathizers Plan Rally //

The Issue //

Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views.

The Debate //

1. “Frankly, I’m appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead,” says prominent Jewish personality Tobias Longbottom. “We can’t let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely Nations Under The Sun is too civilized for that.”

2. “It’s exactly because we’re civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed,” says free speech campaigner Tobias Johnson. “We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is.”

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One of our earliest issues — not too much of a headache oddly enough, and I think the right decision was made in the end. Bring on the free speech and the riot police!

May
17

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